Coolest Catz on the Block

October 04, 2015

Turns out my new designer coworker-pal Tom deserves Best Catsitter Award of 2015. Look at these amazing daily updates he sent me while I was gallavanting for a week in Lake Tahoe with other members of the Firebelly fam with +1’s:

An Illustrated Newsletter of Feline Happenings: Monday, 9/28

Coolest Catz on the Block
In which the aroma of food summons our majestic subjects.

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A spirited debate. Mr. Carl has the floor. Evaaa has a counterpoint. The agenda was unceremoniously tabled.

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You are not the human we are accustomed to. Where is our customary human?

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Carl reacts to reports of liquid water on Mars’s surface. Truly, we live in exciting times.

An Illustrated Newsletter of Feline Happenings: Tuesday, 9/29

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“These are the ways of my people. Also, your finger smells of food.”

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Behold—the ambush predator stalks her prey.

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“What is the meaning of life? Why do I not have a kitty-cat-sized beret and mustache?”

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In which Carl investigates the feasibility of stuffing his entire head into a bag of cat treats.

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Two cats make a conspiracy. But what are they plotting?!

An Illustrated Newsletter of Feline Happenings: Wednesday, 9/30

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Carl impersonates the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Alternate caption: Carl is the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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Heavy is the head that wears the crown—rest is required.

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Carl contemplates the temptation that is the Brightly Lit Patch.

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Evaaa plays Surveillance Kitty. She is very good at this game.

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“Why must I scratch the cardboard? Am I just a slave to my impulses? Answer me, cat-shadow!”

An Illustrated Newsletter of Feline Happenings: Thursday, 10/1

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Domestic obstacles are no match for Carl.

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The best food comes in rectangular prisms.

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“WE HAVE A FINE SELECTION OF FURNITURE!”

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O noble greybeast. We are unworthy of your glory!

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“The unfamiliar human has found me!”

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Carl surveys his empire.

An Illustrated Newsletter of Feline Happenings: Friday, 10/2

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“Will you feed me all those food-blocks?”

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Cat contours.

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A futile attempt to teach Carl natural numbers.

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Evaaa keeps a discreet distance.

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Ultraman: No match for Ultra-Carl.