A year in the works with an offset Stumptown Printer cover donning french flaps. Belmont Gang is 2000s-era Portland hipsters Scooby Don'ting, and Colony was written by Sam Wallin, featuring everyone’s favorite megalomaniac colon, freshly severed and intent on world domination. Six bonus autobio pages documenting my quickly-balding 20s self pining about almost dying from alcohol poisoning and miring in celibacy.