I highly doubt any of my 15 readers don’t know this already, but if you’re late to the game and somehow check my website, I’m heading out to move to Chicago today. I’ll of course have my mobile on me, but for any computer-related work, I’m unavailable! Oh, those words just roll like butterfly rainbow unicorn nuggets off my tongue.

Goodbye Los Angeles, you’ve been a hospitable host to this agitated crab.